If there is any reason why everyone should come together to work for body acceptance, here’s a biggie. Yes, this birthday card really was marketed to the friends and family of 13-year-old girls. Christ on a crutch.
You’re 13 today!
If you had a rich boyfriend
He’d give you diamonds and rubies
Well, maybe next year you will —
When you’ve got bigger boobies!
Hallmark Cards insists this card has been off the market for years. However, someone in the UK spotted it yesterday, then tweeted the picture. (facepalm)
No more “Hallmark Moments” for me!